Shayne's Birthday extravaganzzzza!, The Inner Chambers of Unicron Himself!, Thursday, 18. June 2020

Hello One and all, you have been formally invited to the Birthday of our favourite college student Shayne! Unicron (the Most Evil Transformer in all of the Universe) has been generous enough to let us use his innards to host this miraculous event! (Sadly it is it just under ten lightyears away...so we need to leave soon. I'm thinking Tuesday at the latest.)

Optimus Prime and his friends have prepared transportation for us. Unfortunately, there is no designated driver so you may want to call a cab now. Or you can ask Boba Fett. He's a bit pricey though. Anyway, we will be utilizing cryogenic freeze tubes so that we don't age. Everyone will have to pick a freezer buddy, just so we can make sure no one gets left behind. Optimus will also be providing us with a yellow rope to hold onto.

It will be a pot luck so bring an appatizer or desert. Megatron (he invited himself ): ) will be bringing the largest nacho platter ever recorded by the Transformers Council of Delicious Dinners or Appetizers, or the TCDDA for short. :D Bumblebee will bring Of Cheese!! It may be wise to bring some Exlax. Just in case. The main course is being provided by Yogi bear and Boo Boo. They have offered to reposses several picnic baskets form Jelly Stone Park visitors.

Unicron will also have tetherball, volleyball, squash, waterpolo, square dancing, bingo, and call of duty modern warfare 7. Unicron has accquired the universe's largest slip and slide for us to utilize. It's going to be like the size of the Titanic, but bigger. And hopefully it won't sink. Like honestly, he had trouble getting it there and there was no gravity and he's like the size of a planet. So that gives you an idea just how massively large it is. Like I can't even think of another analogy to describe its size.


I Hope All Y'all can make it there, we all love Shayne, and we all love Giant murderous Robots from Space who give us nachos, and carniverous bears who are actually quite pleasent! It's actually incredibly generous of them. Possibly even a once in a lifetime chance. Possibly.

P.S. Cell service is patchy out there and plus the roaming charges are going to be through the roof. So our advice is just to leave it at home.

Thursday, 18. June 2020, The Inner Chambers of Unicron Himself!, Shayne's Birthday extravaganzzzza!

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